给烟霞白云

孤独的狼

A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"
"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.
"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I';ll see to the rest."

叶无青

大意：
火车快开咧，站台服务员静水请白云不要把头伸出窗外。
“不嘛”，白云说，“我还没有和烟霞吻别呢”！
静水看看烟霞，对白云说：“你还是关上车窗吧——剩下的事，俺来代劳”